returquoise:

When you try to think of a word and can only remember it in another language.

I know how you feel Phil

A message from Anonymous
An alligator dies. Its tombstone reads "See you later."

iguanamouth:

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wow im sad now

jackiedenardo:

HELLA YEAH

generalbriefing:

Yep this pretty much covers how history is taught here
generalbriefing:

Yep this pretty much covers how history is taught here
generalbriefing:

Yep this pretty much covers how history is taught here

generalbriefing:

Yep this pretty much covers how history is taught here

olisaurusrex:

Terry Crews ain’t here for Hollywood bullshit

postllimit:

when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u

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babycakesbriauna:

un3ndingtragedy:

loveniaimani:

itsthreethirtyinthemourning:

asheezyy:

Read this shit lol

oh my gufkcing goisdflkja

OMG!

That’s the type of shit that’ll get somebody killed.

He’s dead.

Never mess with a Woman’s education.

typhloslons:

/tagged/me

squidwurd:

main goals when going to a friends house:
-pet dog
-avoid parent
-don’t clog toilet

weloveblackgirls:

jamaicanamazon:

Lmao

White people

weloveblackgirls:

jamaicanamazon:

Lmao

White people

weloveshortvideos:

When you’re finally over someone and they message you again.. 

"If you don’t get excited when you’re about to kiss someone then you probably shouldn’t be kissing them. It should get you riled up inside and should not be mediocre."